This is hard, but –
I owe you an apology.
I’ve neglected you, I know.
I haven’t fed you for too long. I’ve failed to clean out your litter tray.
There’s a pile of droppings sedimented in your hypertext and a weird meaty smell coming from your analytics.
But I want you to know –
I’m thinking of you.
And yeah, I know what it looks like. That I’ve forgotten. That I’ve opted out.
I fear I have treated you like a tamagotchi.
But honestly –
I miss you.
Will you take me back? Can we reset?
Here is a photo of a llama,